Hello friends and gamers,
Your dearest cookie was caught blasting off the earth and into the realm of black market space trades. What did I do with my new set of interplanetary communication skills? Why, I sold organs, of course! Float on by for all of your organ needs at Cookies’ Not So Inconspicuous Black Market Organ Dealership today! Enter the domain of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.
What is Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator?
Space Warlord Organ Simulator is an indie game developed by Strange Scaffold, a developer also known as just one person, Xalavier Nelson Jr. The game is pretty much exactly like the title describes: perusing the intergalactic wasteland with your new galactic job as a space warlord who buys and sells organs on the universal space market! There is a tiny bit of progression but unlocking new organs doesn’t really change the difficulty of the gameplay. There is no real threat of losing even though the market may stress you out at first. And although there are 7 different “endings,” a single storyline can be completed in about 15-30 minutes. Maybe even less than that if you are on a roll with completing requests back to back.
Typical Organic Trade Days
Upon starting each trading day, there are requests from space dwellers in need of organs. Nice, so you need a liver, bud? No problem, the order is coming right up. Well, shoot, the market may be full of chopped livers, but there is still competition afoot! There are other space warlords buying off the market, so sometimes it’s best to have a fast judgment. One of the fiercest market buyers is that dang pupper, Chad Shakespeare.
Organ Trading Requests
Most quests are pretty basic in which they need common organs like a pair of lungs or a heart. Other quests are a little more thorough like needing a gigantic larynx or a spleen under a 39 condition. I think my favorite quest lines are scams. One of the requests literally says, “Not a scam.” I did it anyway and guess what: it was a scam lol I bought the alien what he wanted and the urchin gave me nothing in return! Pesky buggers.
Organ Stock Market
What’s an organ trading simulator without a stock market, am I right? It might just be me, but I feel like the gameplay time was cut in half because of the stock market system. I was easily able to convert 10,000 currency units into over 800,000 units in the span of two hours. I think the most expensive storage container was 300,000 units. So yeah, I really had no worries when it came to money haha
How Many Cookies for Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator?
Honestly, Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator is a simple and fast getaway from my ever-expanding backlog of video games. Requests are quick, storylines are quick, and the market is easily manipulated by higher powers (muahahaha). A game finished in one sitting is very nice for a change. I also have to take a moment to appreciate the art style. A green and red color scheme is woven into pixelated 2D art is pleasant to the eyeballs. Overall, I rate this game with a gift of 839,415 chocolate chip cookies!